"This s*** changed my LIFE!"

"As a crumb cake enthusiast, I strive everyday to find a crumb cake that is worth eating. I spend so much money and time finding a crumb cake to eat after my wife left me. I was battling cancer and had no purpose in life until I had this crumb cake.

I left the company I was working for (McDonalds) and I'm getting my life back together now. I am now a multi-million thanks to this crumb cake, I eat this everyday to keep my mind in place. I started working out thanks to the strength the crumb cake gives me. 

My morning routine consists of waking up, going to B&W, and buying at least 5 crumb cakes. I have one crumb cake for breakfast, an Apple Crumb™ for lunch, and if I'm feeling a little zesty I have a Custard Crumb™ for dinner! Sometimes, I want a snack, and in that case I get a Crumb Bun™. 

I've tried other crumb cakes from different places, but no other crumb cakes hits like this one. I am happy because of these crumb cakes. Eating crumb cake is my passion. I hope everyone reading this will also buy a crumb cake as well.

I am buying this crumb cakes by my own will, and no one is forcing me to say this."

- Dr. Morplin Gooberton Jr. the 3rd